Portfolio (every app, both stores, rollout %, crash sparklines), the Growth and
Health charts with a real hover sweep (one captured frame per hovered day, the
pointer follows the recorded positions), the Prices matrix (both stores per
country, gaps marked), then v5's release timeline and 0 blockers. All frames are
real fixture-mode captures (desktop.ts). Tests: scenes 4-5 s, 50-60 s total,
captions >= 3 s, every desktop frame captured by desktop.ts and present.
Nine scenes of 4-5 s (4.5 / 4.5 / 5 / 5 / 4.5 / 5 / 5 / 4.5 / 4), one camera move per scene with a quick quartic
ease-out that settles at 80% of the scene, 0.4 s dissolves on the cuts. Captions fade in and out faster and stay fully
on screen 3.25-4.25 s. Long terminal output streams faster instead of being cut: init types at 22 cps with 0.12 s
lines, the prompt at 40 cps, the plan at 0.13 s per line, products, declarations, form rows and findings closer
together.
tests/teaser.test.ts: scenes 4-5 s, 38-46 s in total, captions at least 3 s.
Nine scenes of 6-7 s, one slow camera move each, soft dissolves, one plain-English caption per scene at the top
(on screen at least 4 s): the stores' to-do list and one rejection mail, `init` in an empty folder, the agent prompt
and `release plan` (25 steps), store text and renders in 7 sizes x 4 languages, `play products --dry` and
`catalog diff`, the scan's declarations proposal with the ask-owner line, three findings with plain reasons turning
green, the desktop release timeline and Store readiness "No blockers", Submit and the end card.
Every CLI line is real output: tests/teaser.test.ts runs each command (store answers from
tests/helpers/teaser-store-mock.ts, preloaded through bunfig.toml, never the network) and checks scene lengths,
caption holds, the 55-65 s total and 16:9 only. The vertical output is gone; the web version targets 4.5 MB.
Calmer music (D major pads, soft pluck, bells on scene changes). desktop.ts adds the Store readiness frame.
New cut on the approved storyboard (33.75 s, every cut on the 128 BPM beat): rejection mails in a generic inbox,
storebound scan typed on black with its real output (tests/fixtures/scan/teaser), the re-scan of the fixed copy
(new fixture teaser-fixed) flipping five reds to green, 200 store screenshots, 764 Data safety answers, the desktop
app's Portfolio, release timeline (rollout to 20%) and Checks tab, then the Submit card and the logo.
60 fps capture blended to 30 fps for motion blur, whip / mask / zoom transitions, sound design on every cut,
a 1280x720 web version. tests/teaser.test.ts checks the scan text, beat grid, caption length and holds.
- The mouse cursor and the blocker-list icons are Phosphor files (media/teaser/icons, copied unchanged by
tools/site-icons.ts) shown as CSS masks; no hand-written SVG left in media/teaser.
- The no-handmade-svg guard now covers media/teaser: no inline SVG, every referenced icon is a vendored Phosphor file,
byte-equal to the package.
- New 6-bar desktop scene before the Submit card: real frames of apps/desktop in fixture mode (media/teaser/desktop.ts,
captured headlessly) in a CSS window: portfolio across studios, the release track of both stores, the Growth chart
with its tooltip, the Cmd+K palette, a price-sheet dry-run diff, the confirm dialog, and Submit for review left to
the console. Music and timeline follow (26 bars, 48.75 s).
- End card: "Desktop app for macOS, Windows, Linux".
- site/img/teaser.mp4 (1280x720 H.264, about 3 MB) and its poster re-rendered; ?v= bumped, captions say 49 s.
HTML/CSS/JS timeline rendered frame by frame in headless Chrome, original music synthesized with OfflineAudioContext, ffmpeg encode + loudnorm. Outputs go to media/teaser/out (gitignored); poster.jpg is the end card.
